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@HectorNavarro_ @Hectorisfunny @PrimeVideo @NetflixFilm @amblin @amazon @BardemAntarctic That story in particular needs a version that isn't "hey, conquistador's gotta conquist" and "when someone asks if you're a god, you say yes." That's pretty much how my textbooks covered it and it never passed the sniff test...